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Douchebag
02:09
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you've gotta tell me what to say,
you've gotta tell me what to do,
you've gotta tell me everything so that i can stay with you.
any tips you've got on being cool,
something like a romantic five second rule.
anything that you can do so you'll pick me back up and i'll be with you,
cause I am douchebag.
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my head is sore,
i woke up on the floor with my head pounding,
fell over like a bowling pin.
my head is sore,
don't wanna drink anymore with my head pounding. drinking myself stupid again.
it's not a lifestyle it's a choice,
not doing wonders for my singing voice.
i don't wanna be an embarrassment
or get into another argument.
drinking myself stupid again. all because of you.
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Retarded For You
03:09
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every time that i kiss you,
i lose a point on my I.Q.
and i don’t know what i’m gonna do
‘cause i kinda like you.
i’m not too bright to start with,
when you turn around i turn dipshit,
when you touch me i lose my wits,
but i can’t call it quits.
i get retarded when i’m with you.
my brain cells getting fried two by two.
i’m getting real dumb,
every time we have fun,
i’m stupid you bet,
when we get intimate.
'cause i get retarded for you.
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Shit-Canned
00:49
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i got shit-canned,
i got terminated,
they call it laid off,
but it doesn't matter word you use.
it doesn't matter you still lose.
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Don't Gotta Job
02:47
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i make sure to put pants on every single day
and try to take a shower.
i try to limit my time watchin' TV
and not stay on the net for hours.
don't gotta job.
i think the trick is to finish little things each day
to make sure you don't go crazy.
it just blows cause no matter what i do,
i still end up feeling lazy.
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6. |
Runaway Brain
02:09
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my brain is gone.
my brain is long gone.
my brain is gone.
don't know where it's gone to.
where it's gone to, my runaway brain.
my brain grew something new today.
my brain grew little tendril legs.
my brain just started walkin around.
my brain just up and left town
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I'd Love You Forever...
02:02
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i'd love you forever if forever was not too long.
like an apocalyptic coming or a nuclear bomb.
maybe an asteroid as long as the earth explodes
i'd love you forever if forever was not too long
and that's why i wrote this song.
we'd get killed in nuclear winter,
but it's cool cause we're together.
you can be my apocalyptic girl
in our post-apocalyptic world.
we'll spend tons of quality time.
no one else around so you're mine.
the world's over don't shed a tear.
we'll kiss until the mushroom cloud's here.
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Creepy Old Guy
03:00
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there's something kinda fucked up i've noticed lately.
all my old punk rock t-shirts aren't looking so great on me. they're all still pretty cool and worn out in the
right places, but on me they're stretched out in all different spaces.
who's that old creepy fuck in the corner? did he come here by himself or did he bring his daughter? who does he think he's kidding, he should just go the fuck home. cause he's out of his element and it's starting to show.
can you ever get too old to be a punk rocker? can you ever get too damn fat for the scene? can you ever get too old to be a punk rocker? cause i'm starting to notice that the creepy old guy is me.
there's something kinda fucked up i've noticed lately.
all my old punk rock chucks aren't fitting so great on me. they're all still pretty cool and worn out in the right places, but on me they're flat soles and filthy laces.
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Sex Bomb
01:51
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there's this girl i know
and i think she'll blow
all the boys away
in California,
like cyborg 2.
she's a sex bomb.
there's this girl i know,
she's diagnosed nympho.
you've gotta watch your back
if you make her climax,
'cause she'll go off.
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Cow Town Scumbag
01:23
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hey you, you're an asshole.
you, you know who you are.
you broke into my car.
fuck you, you're a scumbag
fuck you, cow town scumbag.
i can't listen to any cds,
i can't listen to any cds,
won't you come to me please,
so i can kill you.
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Look at me Generation
01:04
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look at you feeling pretty good today.
you used half a can of your gay hairspray.
decked out in punk rock from head to feet.
wearin' your freshly pressed misfits tee.
it's alright, i'm okay,
we're the
look at me,
look at me,
look at me, generation.
look at me,
look at me,
look at me,
i'm so cool.
your top 10 bands haven't sung in over 10 years.
you flock to the same crap just like your peers.
droppin' names like you're in business.
as long as they're on your old school list.
look at you, you're so cool.
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