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i saw her in the lab late one night
where she gave me quite an awful fright
i spoke to her and she didn't know what i meant
she wasn't a person she was one of the experiments
the bride of frankenstein, i want her to be mine
i love her skin of green, her white hair lightning streak
the bride of frankenstein, i want her to be mine
but i'm not frankenstein
the doctor made her for his only homunculus
cause he figured he'd be feeling some loneliness
even though he made her for another man
her spell on me i can never recover from
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she was perfect and she was clean
one of the best i'd ever seen
why'd she change, man, what'd she fear
fuck it all, can i get a beer
have you seen that sXe girl
no, not an s.E.x girl
ink and chains and spikes and curls
not another better in the world
i wanna girl that's pure and true
whaddaya think i been sayin' to you
I want that sXe girl
I see a mini-skirt and high heeled shoes
furry scarfs instead of tattoos
why she's dressed like a slut
I don't care she can kiss my butt
now she drink/smokes and she screws around
what happened to that girl i found
i thought she had some class
nope, i guess she can kiss my ass
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mom & dad just scream and shout they say son go get a job
my dad says steve hey act your age and quit looking like a slob
get off my ass for a 40 hour week
they say yes but that'll never work for me
mom and dad don't like me anymore oh no
i'm so sick of them and i'm so bored
mom and dad just like to scream and shout oh yeah
but i won't stick around to hear them pout
i sit around and eat all day i don't wanna clean my room
they tell me to get a job but i'm too busy drinking brew
get off my ass for a 40 hour week
they say yes but that'll never work for me
© Stupid Jerks, 2000
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the ben weasel punch is touchy as an abortion vote
cantankerous and rude if i'm not in the same boat
i don't have to pick a side if i don't want to
why do people always jump straight to an absolute
he shouldn't have hit a girl
she shouldn't have fucked around
he didn't have to be a prick
we can go round and round
i don't give a fuck what do
i don't give a fuck what do
neither of them were right and neither are you
i don't give a fuck what do
i hope i don't fuck up cause i've seen what you do
you'll bail out on me as if i did it to you
i don't own him shit but i owe him more than that
that's the price we pay for living on the internet
pop goes the weasel
consider it closed
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Brewed with Pure Rocky Mountain Spring Water
this kinda dog won't wear a dog collar
up in old golden colorado
the full moon is what makes us go go go
got some silver bullets in my right hand
one for me and one for my friend, wolfie man
i dont want taste great or less filling
i just wanna stop the senseless killing
get the silver bullets out tonight, yeah
the silver bullet's right all right
take down a lycanthrope
then cool off your throat
get the silver bullets out tonight
a curse or blessing i'm not one to say
i'm already kinda hairy anyway
that's the funny thing bout going wolf to man
you still like the cold activated can
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joe queer was an asshole
joe queer was an asshole
for a guy with a weird name
you wouldn't think he'd be so lame
but joe queer was an asshole
many many years ago
i watched him from the pit
i talked to him after the show
and he was such a prick
apparently we're all here
to service his ego
if that's what this ticket is for
then i don't wanna go
if he hates the scene so much
why does he bounce around
from fuck-you punk to lovey dove
both are his trademark sound
i love the queers and i love their tunes
so don't get me wrong
there's only one reason for me
that i had to write this song
...i don't think he'd disagree
...the next time i met him he was cool
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Show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream" she said
"The one that makes me laugh" she said
And threw her arms around my neck
"Show me how you do it
And I promise you I promise that
I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"
Spinning on that dizzy edge
I kissed her face and kissed her head
And dreamed of all the different ways I had
To make her glow
"Why are you so far away?" she said
"Why won't you ever know that I'm in love with you
That I'm in love with you"
You, Soft and only
You, Lost and lonely
You, Strange as angels
Dancing in the deepest oceans
Twisting in the water
You're just like a dream
Daylight licked me into shape
I must have been asleep for days
And moving lips to breathe her name
I opened up my eyes
And found myself alone alone
Alone above a raging sea
That stole the only girl I loved
And drowned her deep inside of me
© the Cure
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west memphis is a shit hole
if ya didn't already know
west memphis is a shit hole
and don't really wanna go
in the streets got little poor boys
doin back flips for spare change
i don't if their mom or dad works
but it still seems quite a shame
now that brings me to stockton
not too far from where i'm from
we hail from kick ass lodi
and probably will til kingdom come
stockton's gotta decent crime rate
when i say decent i mean obsene
we don't share west memphis distinction
not the rape capital of san joaquin
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i took a shit in your pot o' gold
when they were making assholes,
with me they broke the mold
i could've used the toilet, or anywhere i chose
but i just wanted to give you an extra special fuck you
i took a shit in your pot o' gold
i am the asshole that your mamma foretold
i never die, i'm like the common cold
i took a shit in your pot o' gold
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let's go eat (x3) tonight
let's go eat (x3) tonight
let's go to dennys or even taco bell
let's just go anywhere man i don't give a hell
let's go to carrows or even pizza hut
let's just go anywhere man i don't give a fuck
i don't give a fuck (x3)
where we eat tonight
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we can't hold onto
a bass player to save our fuckin lives
maybe it's a simple case of hygiene
or something much deeper from which i like to hide
we're getting used to
dirty looks from all the cute young girls room
and it's odd that it doesn't phase me
just another aspect that i've gotten used to
we're a dumber little band
that most people can't stand
cause we sing about big wieners and lesbians
and it's kinda getting out of hand
we're old and suck just like we did back then
let's go, let's go
we'd be alright
to do it ourselves if we really had to
but let's just face it
a two man band doesn't sound as cool
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what the fuck is wrong with interpunk
why do they charge so much for the same junk
that i can go and pick up on amazon dot com
i think it's really really really really fuckin wrong
their shipping's always sucked
one shirt costs you twelve bucks
and that's after you paid fourteen twenty five for it
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i'm sorry i can't tell you all the whys i love you
no matter how many times
you ask me to why i'm with you
you ask for reasons i can't give'em to you
there's a million ways to be poetic
i think you'd agree it's kinda pathetic
it's not flick like chuck and cera's (or chuck and sara)
even if it's not fake, i still love ya
this thing called love, you can't quantify
it's not a job, no need to apply
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do ya got tit? i wanna know
do ya got tit? you gotta show
do ya got tit? i wanna know, whoa oh
do ya got tit? i wanna know
under your sweater, (under your tank top)
you gotta show
do ya got tit? i wanna know, whoa oh
i just wanna see your boobies
i just wanna see'em now
please just show me your boobies
i promise not to treat you like a cow
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It's not the right time to be sober
Now the idiots have taken over
Spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer?
Mensa membership conceding
Tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding
Watson, it's really elementary
The industrial revolution
Has flipped the bitch on evolution
The benevolent and wise are being thwarted, ostracized, what a bummer
The world keeps getting dumber
Insensitivity is standard and faith is being fancied over reason
Darwin's rolling over in his coffin
The fittest are surviving much less often
Now everything seems to be reversing, and it's worsening
Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool
Now angry mob mentality's no longer the exception, it's the rule
And I'm starting to feel a lot like Charlton Heston
Stranded on a primate planet
Apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground
With generals and the armies that obeyed them
Followers following fables
Philosophies that enable them to rule without regard
There's no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated
Political scientists get the same one vote as some Arkansas inbred
Majority rule, don't work in mental institutions
Sometimes the smallest softest voice carries the grand biggest solutions
What are we left with?
A nation of god-fearing pregnant nationalists
Who feel it's their duty to populate the homeland
Pass on traditions
How to get ahead religions
And prosperity via simpleton culture
The idiots are taking over
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does the pope shit in the woods?
seriously, i don't know
if he wanted to i'm sure that he could
or does he hold it in for hours, when he needs to go
showing restraint that you and i never would
it's not that i'm an insensitive prick
just cause i don't care about your religious shit
and when i say this i'm not alone
to eats his own
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we're the shitty ramones and we got no plan
we played more times than we practiced and when
we play it shows but we still have fun
we're the shitty ramones and we don't give a fuck
we hope you have fun and we wish you luck
we'll hang out with your girl if you think that'd help
please drop your pissy attitude
nobody likes it even when they have one too
it's too much stress
just give it a rest
and you might find your problems get postponed...
we're the shitty ramones
you talk alotta shit but not man to man
you say we suck cause we're a cover band
i feel sorry for you cause you can't let go but we can
it's not all about who's tougher than you
anybody is and you know it's true
we're here to have a good time
we hope that you are too.
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there's this girl i know
and i think she'll blow
all the boys away
in california
like cyborg 2
she's a sex bomb
there's this girl i know
she's diagnosed nympho
you've gotta watch your back
if you make her climax
she'll go off
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I could go off the deep end
I could kill all my best friends
I could follow those stylish trends
But God knows I could make amends
But I've got an angry heart
Filled with cancers and poppy tarts
If this is how you folks make art it's fucking depressing
And it's sad to know that we are not alone
And it's sad to know that there's no honest way out
I'm afraid to leave the house
I'm as timid as a mouse
I'm afraid if I go out I'll outwear my welcome
I'm not a courageous man
I don't have any big lasting plans
Too cowardly to take a stand I want to keep my nose clean
And it's sad to know that we're not alone in this
And it's sad to know that there's no honest way out
In this life we lead
We could conquer everything
If we could just get the brave to get out of bed in the morning
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my brain is gone.
my brain is long gone.
my brain is gone.
don't know where it's gone to.
where it's gone to, my runaway brain.
my brain grew something new today.
my brain grew little tendril legs.
my brain just started walkin' around.
my brain just up and left town
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i gotta call from doug tonight,
he says we're gonna play a bar show
i said i was down to go,
but there's one thing that he's gotta know
he knows how much i like to play
when i'm good and hammered
then i fuck up all the solos
and lyrics all get stammered
you can keep the Kahlua, just give me the booze, sir
you might think i'm a loser, but i'm an amateur abuser
i won't be drinking that long
cause i've gotta sing this song
barkeep, will you set me up with one more
white trash car bomb now
i don't need your fancy brews,
your IPA's or your stouts
all i need's a lager
that can right quick knock my head out
what's in cans, or bottle, on tap,
depends on the place
the only thing that matters
is that i'm totally shit-faced
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hey you, i didn't know it was fucking halloween
if that's how i'm supposed to look,
then fuck this fucking scene
you do end up looking cool, that much i'll admit
but the time it takes to pull that off,
man I couldn't give a shit
your whole identity is wrapped up in being fake
spending hours to look like a well fair case
finest punk apparel, yer parents can afford
but to me it just wreaks of effort
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i've fucking had it with all of these
stupid acoustic shows
they're rarely good, and barely ever fun,
and nobody even goes
you've got two dudes drinking coffee
like they do there every night
and the owner's all pissed cause you dropped the fucking f-bomb once or twice
i don't care if they're good
i don't care if they're great
i wanna see some fucking bands
so we can fill this place
if you wanna see some shows?
(say fuck yeah) FUCK YEAH!
if you wanna see some shows?
say FUCK YEAH YEAH YEAH
if you're tired of this scene
and you wanna wipe it clean
then start over and start singing along with me
i'm not a fucking beatnik,
i didn't bring a pair of bongos
i brought amps and drums and guys and stuff,
cause that's what you call a show
one dude strumming his guitar on his own
can only go so far
i'd rather listen to a whole damn band,
even if they are sub-par
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1977 was the best year ever
It's when R2-D2 ruled the world
I don't care what Sideous says
He's a little bitch
I'll shove my lightsaber up his ass
I'll shove my lightsaber up his ass
I'll just shove it deep in his ass.
I love ewoks (yeah)
Princess Leia (yeah)
Naked Princess Leia (hell yeah)
I love Star Wars
I love Star Wars
I love Star Wars
Han Solo rolls with his friend Chewbacca
They're running from the bounty hunters
Luke's a cool dude from Tattooine
He wants to be a badass Jedi
I wish I was a badass Jedi
I'll use the Force like a badass Jedi
I love tauntauns (yeah)
Darth Vader (yeah)
Yoda (hell yeah)
I love Star Wars
I love Star Wars
I love Star Wars
Obi-Wan Kenobi got the crap kicked out of him
By Darth Vader his old apprentice used to call him Anakin
Luke hears his voice in his head all day long
And then he showed his daddy that the dark side was just wrong
I love ewoks (yeah)
Princess Leia (yeah)
Naked Princess Leia (hell yeah)
I love Star Wars
I love Star Wars
I love Star Wars
Lightsabers (yeah)
X-Wings (yeah)
Death Star (hell yeah)
I love Star Wars
I love Star Wars
I fucking love Star Wars
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the reason i do it now
is cause no one did it for me
when i needed that push
there was no one in that scene
back when everybody in town
believed there was an "i" in team
all out for themselves
never shared an encouraging...word
you can help them help himself
with what you've learned as well
experience is not a secret to keep to yourself
what you've learned along the way,
you shouldn't take with you to hell
just because you've worked for it,
doesn't mean it belongs to you
when there are so many more,
who were once like you,
doing what you do
just lend a helping hand
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so fucking sick of you, regurgitate the evening news
do you know who you are,
are any thoughts from you still yours
i'm so sick of you
i'm so sick of you
every fucking day, with the same things that you say
i'm so sick of you
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Do you want to dance and hold my hand
Tell me baby I'm your lover man
Oh baby do you want to dance?
Do you want to dance under the moonlight
Hold me baby all through the night
Oh baby
Do you want to dance?
Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to dance
Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to dance
Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to dance?
Do you want to dance under the moonlight
Kiss me baby all through the night
Oh baby
Do you want to dance?
Do you want to dance under the moonlight
Squeeze me, squeeze me baby all through the night
Oh baby
Do you want to dance?
Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to dance
Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to dance
Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to dance?
Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to dance
Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to dance
Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to dance
Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to dance
Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to dance
Do you, do you, do you
Do you want to dance
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I want to be your dominated love slave
I want to be the one that takes the pain
You can spank me when I do not behave
Mack me in the forehead with a chain
Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive them staples deep
I want you to slap me and call me naughty
Put a beltsander against my skin
I want to feel pain all over my body
Can't wait to be punished for my sins.
Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drive them staples deep
Yee-hah!
Cause I love feelin' dirty
And I love feelin' cheap
And I love it when you hurt me
So drrrriiiveeee.....Staples?
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back in high school going nowhere
i did one thing to get them to stare
bought a pair of red chuck taylors
a big fat dork ace'n all my papers
getting laughed at by one and all
with every step i took down that hall
who would have thought where i was when i was me
would be where they claimed to be
i don't need ink on my skin or steel in my face
to prove that i'm the coolest cat in this place
cause i don't fucking care
i've got my Red Shoe Diarrhea
sparrow pairs and iron cross
american eagle our soul is lost
lucky dice with hard luck
all i've got is a pair of chucks
that i never wear cause i'm sick you see
of outlaw being normalcy
adhering to supposed punk rock laws
a neo rebel without a clause
you don't need ink on yer skin or steel in yer face
to prove you're the saddest girl in this place
all ya need is time
and a peek at my Red Shoe Diarrhea
amongst a sea of converse allstar
wondering how it all strayed so far
underground by definition can't be
sustained by recognition
i don't give in, so don't give up
there's easier ways of goin' nuts
if you look like him and she looks like her
you can all be fake rock together
i don't need ink on my skin or steel in my face
to prove that i'm the smoothest dude in this place
cause i don't fucking care
i've got my Red Shoe Diarrhea
i finally understand all those punk songs
detesting everything where i come from
suburban kids get ahold of music
in comes fashion and mis-use it
just a theft like any other
and open source for all to smother
light a match, burn to the ground
muffling all that anthem sound
i don't need ink on my skin or steel in my face
to prove that i'm the sanest guy in this place
you don't need ink on yer skin or steel in yer face
to prove that you're the saddest fuck in this place
all ya need is time
and to read through my Red Shoe Diarrhea
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Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time
I feel alive and the world I'll turn it inside out - yeah
And floating around in ecstasy
So don't stop me now don't stop me
'Cause I'm having a good time having a good time
I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
I'm gonna go go go
There's no stopping me
I'm burnin' through the sky yeah
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you
Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball
Don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time just give me a call
Don't stop me now ('Cause I'm having a good time)
Don't stop me now (Yes I'm havin' a good time)
I don't want to stop at all
Yeah, I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars
On a collision course
I am a satellite I'm out of control
I am a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode
I'm burnin' through the sky yeah
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic woman of you
Don't stop me don't stop me
Don't stop me hey hey hey
Don't stop me don't stop me
Ooh ooh ooh, I like it
Don't stop me don't stop me
Have a good time good time
Don't stop me don't stop me ah
Oh yeah
Alright
Oh, I'm burnin' through the sky yeah
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you
Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball
Don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time (wooh)
Just give me a call (alright)
Don't stop me now ('Cause I'm having a good time - yeah yeah)
Don't stop me now (Yes I'm havin' a good time)
I don't want to stop at all
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didya ever notice that the power plant secretes
and energy that makes all of the rotting flesh unique
you hear a rumble coming on up
from the ground beneath
a horde of toxic undead up and walking on their feet
let's go
didya hear me, let's go
to the cemetery t'kill some ghoulies
let's go
voodoo mama juju didn't do hoodoo tonight
there's only one true culprit
that we got down dead-to-right
the nuclear reactor might give this town it's light
but now all that it's givin' us, is givin' us a fight
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There was darkness, there was light
There was day and there was night
There was wrong and there was right
And then there was me
You didn't even know me but you treated me like dirt
(And then there was me)
You didn't even know me but you called me a jerk
(And then there was me)
I'm from a planet near a star
You wouldn't know, it's very far
They're calling me the man from Mars
But I think they're insulting me
They tried to take my special suit
(Insulting me)
They say my head looks like fruit
(What is fruit?)
(Insulting me)
Put your hands up or I'll shoot! I don't have hands
Across the galaxy, I flew
Heard a peaceful message sent by you
Now I find you're judged by color and size
I can't believe what you called my...
I'm the guy who sailed the sky, but I think I'd like to live here
Like to share you mountains, share your trees and share your rivers
I've never seen so many beings of so many colours
I'd like one day for you to say that I could call you brothers
(And then there was we)
I'd like to learn about your pizza and your weather
(And then there was we)
Then we could learn about how beings live together
(And then there was we)
So if you're thinking about being a spaceman
It won't matter if you're black or white
Or purple or green or blue or red
Or yellow with polka dots on your head
Or made of snow, or made of wheat
Or looking like something that's kind of a treat...
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