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Pop Goes The Weasel
02:59
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that ben weasel punch is touchier than abortion votes
cantankerous and rude if i'm not in the same boat
i don't have to pick a side if i don't want to
why do people always jump straight to an absolute
he shouldn't have hit a girl
but he's allowed to run his mouth
she shouldn't have been a bitch
we can go round and round
i don't give a fuck what do
i don't give a fuck what do
cause neither of them were right and neither are you
i don't give a fuck what do
i hope i don't fuck up cause i've seen what you do
you'll bail out on me as if i did it straight to you
i don't own him a thing but i owe him more than that
that's the price we pay for living on the internet
he shouldn't have hit a girl
she shouldn't have fucked around
he didn't have to be a prick
we can go round and round
pop goes the weasel
consider it closed
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I Got Carried Away...
02:03
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just the other day
i was shaving
i got carried away
and did some trimming
a bit out of order
i went too far
south of the border
all fubar
i got carried away
and shaved off my pubes
i got carried away
don't act like you haven't been there too
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bass cab's so fucking loud it shakes the meat off my spine
this stock show would blow if those kids weren't havin' good times
hissing in my ears won't stop but i can still hear
the rebel yell that gets beat to hell here year after year
and it won't stop
don't blink for a moment
cause it can all be gone so fucking fast
ya gotta prop-up each other
if we're gonna make this music last
dial back the conceited shit and more punk than thou vibe
if you don't there won't be shows, you won't have to waste your time
scoffing at the kids who have fun cause you're too dense to see
that they're the only reason that you've even gotta scene
there can't be a stand alone captain of this scene
we've gotta have a co-op, where we all own a piece
on a single set of shoulders, the weight it will break
if we all just pull our own we can rehabilitate
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4. |
Punk Button Rust Rings
02:21
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it's 10 am and i'm still drunk
too bright outside and i can't thunk
about what i did last night but i know it was fun
my eyes hurt, my breath smells like shit
i think i puked but i don't recall if
i did it once or twice but i do know it was not in the house
walk around to see what's wrecked up
survey the damage and all the red cups
take a piss and try not to splash any on that guy in the tub
it's quiet now and the sun's so bright
think everybody had a time last night
proven by the number of cars that are outside and bodies on the floor
my jacket got rained on now one too many times
the beers spilled the dirt and the grime
i look at it as a road map for me and mine
a look back at a much simpler time
looking back at where i've been
i'm glad it happened way back when
the consequences of everything had the volume turned down
probably won't ever have that much fun
and even though those days are done
i look back on them fondly and i'm glad they went down
those punk button rust rings like portholes back in time
those punk button rust rings when we were all doing fine
those punk button rust rings just for me and mine
those punk button rust rings to a much simpler time
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he took the short bus to the circle pit
cause he wanted to fuck up shit
he said that he would kick my ass
if i didn't run fast
hey kick that guy in the fuckin teeth
he looks like he deserves it
i think i heard him call your mom a whore
or maybe the C word
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6. |
White Trash Car Bomb
03:23
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i gotta call from doug tonight, he says we're gonna play a bar show
i said i was down to go, but there's one thing that he's gotta know
he knows how much i like to play when i'm good and hammered
then i fuck up all the solos and lyrics all get stammered
you can keep the Kahlua, just give me the booze, sir
you might think i'm a loser, but i'm an amateur abuser
i won't be drinking that long
cause i've gotta sing this song
barkeep, will you set me up with one more white trash car bomb now
i don't need your fancy brews, your IPA's or your stouts
all i need's a lager that can right quick knock my head out
what's in cans, or bottle, on tap, it depends on the place
the only thing that matters is that i'm totally shit-faced
...one more mettler High ball
...one more jack and coke
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7. |
Gotta Go Home
01:46
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i gotta go home
how can 8 hours take all fuckin day
i just got here and i don't wanna stay
dragging ass and no it's not worth the pay
i'm going totally fucking insane
i gotta go home
even though i've got an hour left to go
i gotta go home
before they see what i haven't done
it was dark when i got here and it's dark again when i leave
exhaustion and old age don't feel like worthy reprieve
no no no no
i gotta go home
I shuffle papers and move shit around
act like i'm busy and wear the clock down
moving slowly so i can dodge the boss
concentrating hard on fuckin' off
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